Welcome to An Open & Shut Cake. These are 25 copyrighted unpublished songs which I’d love people to hear, perform and record. SONG NINETEEN is entitled “YOU NEVER LIKED MY SHIRTS”. This song is for verbally dextrous performers only, and has a huge amount of words, mostly extremely silly, and is about DIFFERENCES in friendships. WORDS and MUSIC by CHRIS MARSHALL. The version here is recorded at rpl studios London, and sung, produced and played by CHRIS MARSHALL. © RPL 2023 P.S. This song was inspired by something my wonderful God-daughter IZZY said (“I Love The Smell Of New Technology”). Don’t sue me please!